Lazy Bum

Bob Marks

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I’m a lazy bum. I'm a lazy bum

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Got a lot of work, but I don't do none.

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Just sit and strum in the morning sun.

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Making up a song about a lazy bum.

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I never quit working cause I never begin.

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I never punch out cause I never punch in.

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There ain't no job that's ever been

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That I won't do, just tell me when.

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My wife made me ask our doctor how come

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I had a lot of work, but I don't do none.

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The doctor ran tests, then told me "Son.

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I've diagnosed you're a lazy bum."

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(Repeat first verse twice.)